User blog comment:Destiny Calling/Twilight Rant/@comment-2182302-20110704203403

WARNING! DO NOT PANIC! OR CALL A MENTAL INSTITUTION! WHY AM I TELLING YOU ALL THIS, IN BLOCK CAPITALS?

...Because...I've decided to read the first book. *Cue gaps and screams of horror*

Yes, yes I know, I know. I'm crazy. But, it's only because my conscience has been b*tching to me recently that I have to have a reason to hate it. So, I'm going to borrow the book from my cousin, hope I hate it, and if I l-l...lll....l-like it...

...then you may send me to an isolated mental institution in the North Pole.

Wish me luck. 8(