User blog:Phoenixlight13/Rant on All Cats!

I'm just going to rant about cats that tick me off (don't take this as offensive or the wrong way, as I will critize my own characters as well). If you want me to rant about any one of my characters I may have missed, just ask.

Goldstar

I know I based you off one of my favorite anime characters, but DUDE! You and Lemonblaze need to get along! And speaking of her...

Lemonblaze

OMG, WTHECK! Could you be any grumpier? Geez, I know Plutostar's your sister, but...!

Plutostar

Grumpy McGrumpypants! Could you just be nice for once?

Tigerstar

What. The. Heck. JUST DIE ALREADY!!!!! Why do you want revenge so badly?! Firestar is dead, and any cat you want dead is gone!

Nightmareheart

Oh great Arceus, why of all cats did I choose to make one after Darkrai?! Rapist! You're the reason why she-cats are kidnapped and raped!

Soraheart

Okay, I really can't complain, seeing as how a future enemy to my roleplay cats wiped your memory and sent you into the past (Phoenixfeather's present), but seriously? RobotClan?

Kindheart

Could you just get over killing Crispinheart already? And try controlling your older brother once in a while!

Scar

DIE, EVIL KITTEH!

Richtofen

Okay, I take back entirely what I said earlier. You're insane and you're the reason the Dark Forest cats come back to life! All in favor of keeping him locked up, say aye.

Thistleclaw

If no one's got their eyes on Snowfur, then I'd like to claim her and have her really kill you, evil cat!

Hawkfrost

What the heck! I support Richtofen killing you!

Aoipelt

Show some emotion once in a while, will ya?!

Violetheart

Oh, brother. Will it kill you to be nice?

Grassdawn

Wimp.

Getsugaclaw

You mistook Shiitakepath for a boy. Wow.

(As you can guess, I'm mainly critizing my own characters.)

Ebonystorm

I have no words for you. No. Words.

Gustwind/Onlystar

Hey, learn that RobotClan was SUPPOSED TO BE EVIL!!!!!!

Paradoxheart

Weirdo. Just weird. What are you supposed to do exactly?

Futureheart/Silvernight/Earthstorm/Tauntpaw

Okay, I'm unsure. You're Tatteredbook's mate (which equals Snowheart and Lightningheart, yay!), you brought her back to the Clan after she was raped by Nightmareheart, you refused to abandon her...and you were hypnotized. By a future enemy. DUDE. WHAT. THE. HECK. IS. WRONG. WITH. YOU?

Blackspark

(This rant has been censored due to Phoenix using the swears from Spongebob Squarepant's episode Sailor Mouth, which aren't really swears, just random sounds from a soundboard.)

Scarface

SandstormClan lives, dude! Then again, your leg was broken because of Blackspark.

Ivorydawn

Huge temper much?

Wolfstar (Vampire Cat)

I thought you were supposed to be KIND to the she-cats!

Zeldastar

Lay off le cookies!

Glory Fox

Technically, you aren't a cat, but WHAT. THE. HECK. You made a fox to rape your own granddaughter?! I'm glad Hakupaw/Kahakupaw is gonna kill you! And trying to kill kits?! You're supposed to be a goddess! Poor Sakurakit, Olette, Pence and any other kits there!

Dawnlight, Dusklight and Himeheart

Do you guys ever do anything besides being background characters?

Sakurakit

...no comment.

Yubabaheart

Crazy Dictator Cat! Just let Chihiropaw go home!

Pridekit

Disturbing kitteh! Did you just eat Blackspark?!

Bronzefire

...I have no words. You're just crazy.

Probably will do more later.