User blog:Cottonfur/Cotton's Rants To Herself

Hello all! This is Cotton's Rants To Herself where I post rants when I get bored. Care to read them?

WARNING: THIS IS COTTON'S THOUGHTS

7/8/2013
No one should leave me alone when I'm on ITunes

Well since I'm bored, I'll talk to myself

So what's up, Cotton?

Nothing much, Cotton, you?

Ah just hanging out

Cleaning

Listening to music

Pondering life

And Doctor Who

Lots of pondering there

Thinking about maybe doing another edit

Out of ideas, though

Suppose that's just editor block

If that's a thing

Surely it is, right?

Right

In any case, I suppose this probably looks sad

Yes, very sad

Very very sad indeed

No matter.

Stuck for what to talk to myself about now

Finished the Sun Trail in two hours?

Yes, I did

And proud of it!

Perhaps I should do an edit on Doomsday

Well perhaps not

Too many feels there

Watching once was enough for me

I'm such a sucker for romance scenes

I cannot believe I just said that

Let us see here

If I were to go back in time, where would I go first

Perhaps Greece

Rome

Pompeii

Eh not Pompeii

New Zealand

Hmm, those are just places

Time

Era

Vortex

Too many good times to pick from

Future or past

Future, because then you can't change too much and plus I've already been to the past

Multiple times, actually

Lived through it, actually

Stupid humans don't understand time

It's such a simple thing

They make it so hard

But humans are so...amazing

So unaware of everything going on around them I pity them

Yes, very much so

Ah, well, you can't help everyone

Humans believe what they want and don't listen to anyone else

I'm glad I'm taking this time to get to know myself

I'm quite intelligent

-nods-

Hmm I just remembered something I had to do....

Back in a jiffy

7/21/2013
Well I'm alone again

Alone alone alone

Alone is a funny word now that I give it thought

A-L-O-N-E weird

You know what else is weird? Well neither do I, but probably a lot of stuff

Is it not sad that I have to talk to myself?

It is, very sad.

You know what else is sad? I finished all the Doctor Who episodes on Netflix, that's sad

I started watching the Vampire Diaries, but then I started watching Merlin

Now THAT is a good show

I was starting to watch Sherlock the other day, but it's like an hour per episode, ugh.

Did you know that Merlin was in one of the Doctor Who episodes?!

Neither did I until the other day!

It's pretty cool.

Well I'm running out of things to say and I have a movie to go to.

Later!

6/23/2015
Fuckkk it's 7 AM

You know, we wouldn't be having this problem if you didn't watch Merlin and Breaking Bad

Shut up, Cotton. What do you know?

I just told you.

Well shut it.

You need sleep.

Now what kind of crap is that? I'm perfectly lucid!

You're reading this in a British accent!

PIP PIP CHEERIO MY GOOD CHAP. WOULD YOU LIKE SOME FISH AND CHIPS WITH THAT TEA?!

Pip...pi...PI

3.1415926535897932384626

Why the hell do you know that

You know it too

Britishhhh

7 AM AND COUNTING! GOD SAVE THE QUEEN AND HOLD THE MAPLE SYRUP

It's funny because you're both crazy and lucid at the same time.

ANNABEL LEE, WHY DO YOU FORSAKE ME

I'm you...

SHE WAS A CHILD AND I WAS A CHILD. IN A KINGDOM BY THE SEA. THE YOUNG. THE BEAUTIFUL. ANNABEL LEE.

You screwed it up.

I don't care anymore.

I know

I USED TO BE LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME! DO YOU REMEMBER THAT

I'm you

CRAZY, MAN. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED.

Is this split personality disorder?

IT'S POSSIBLE.