User:Loveleaf/How to Kill Link

''This a spoof for in GanonClan, Ganondork has a book titled How to Kill Link. So I am writing this book and I do not own Link or anything of Legand of Zelda. Do not try these stunts.''

Preface
Congrats! If you are reading this book, then you are seriously planning to kill Link! Good for you!

There are many things that I will tell you in this book, and I am not responsible on what happens to you if you fail. (Which is highly likely) You might get the occasianial sword through the head, but still, it's all good. Believe me, being beating by some ten year old kid is the worst part.

Now, the people who are smart enough to read the Preface, I'm going to give you a nice easy hint!

Now first, you got to remeber that the only way to kill Link is to deminish all his heats. (Great StarClan he has a lot of them, wait...what's StarClan?)

So now, do you feel inspired? Good! Because I have a lot more to write other than this short preface!