User blog:Violetofen4/I Blog that DEFINATELY Needs Some Opinions and Comments

AS MUCH AS I LOVE IT,

I do have some rants about Zombie Mode in Call of Duty games:

Edward Richtofen
The Amazing, Hair-Color Changing, Random Clothed, Nazi Freak!

Dude, decide on a HAIR COLOR! Sometimes it's a bright, honey blond, but then all of a sudden it's dark brown! Do you dye it or something!?

Also, on Shi No Numa, Der Riese, and Kino der Toten, you're wearing your normal clothing, but then on Ascension, you change it, and apparently on that new map, Shangri-La, or whatever it's called, whatever, you're back to your normal clothes! Where were you keeping them? In your pocket? Because I'm sure you don't have pockets in your "space suit", wierdo!

Why did Treyarch make you have Schizophrenia? Really? Is that why you decided to kill Maxis? Because the "voices" told you to? But maybe that's to make up for your random, wierd, yet funny, quotes!

Takeo Masaki
The Freaking Retarded Character that Everyone Hates!

Forget about that stupid proverb about honor! You're allies around you are fighting basically for you!

And your quotes aren't funny, either! Get a life!

Takeo, you may be a general, so act like one! Are you mentally retarded, fatty?

Nikolai Belinski
Vodka Addict Who's Smelly!

Take a bath.

Stop Drinking.

You stink.

Your jokes are sourly poor, just like your smell.

Tank Dempsey
Dude Who Thinks He's Awesome When He's NOT!

Dude, seriously, admit it. Richtofen is just so awesome that you try to fight back with no chance of winning. You should be happy the Nazis wanted to turn you into a super-soldier. That's all I have to say.

You're not awesome, no matter how much you think you are. You stink.

And that's all for now, folks! :3