User blog:Violetofen4/WCRW Spoof

OK, I used a lot of various cats to make this spoof. Don't be offended if I used your cat, please, I tried to make it funny. I just used mainly random cats of DawnClan.

Icefeather: Okay, this attack on StagClan is going to be called Mission Alpha Wolf! Like WOOF WOOF! So, first off we're going to-

Burrstar: *sigh* Icefeather...

Icefeather: SSHHHH!

Richtofen: Do ve get cookies now!?

Icefeather: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING HERE!?

Richtofen: OH NOES! I'VE BEEN SPOTTED! *jumps into bush* There.

Icefeather: Now where was I? Oh yes. Faolanwolf!

Faolanwolf: *pads over* Yesh.

Icefeather: To carry out, you turn into that wolf-cat-thing and run around in their camp and stomp on things.

Faolanwolf: B-but-

Icefeather: No buts!

Burrstar: I don't think this would be a reasonable attack...

Icefeather: Burrstar! I'm almost done! And it's EPIC! *eyes get large, round and sparkly*

Burrstar: *nods* Carry on.

Icefeather: So after that, we go buy Hetalia: Axis Powers, Season 1 & 2 on DVD, and watch it until our eyes burn out, so that we look like zombies when we swarm in.

Phoenixfeather: Mmm...maybe this might ACTUALLY WORK!

Richtofen: *noms on cookie* I'm back. And I HAS COOKEHS!

Lavenderheart: Gimme one!

Richtofen: NEIN!

Lavenderheart: *tackles Richtofen to the ground, eyes crazed in hunger* I SAID NOW!

Fadedwhisper: O_O Awkward. Sparrowfrost, wanna go hunting?

Sparrowfrost: Yep.

Richtofen: Fine!

Icefeather: GUYS!!!! And Richtofen, you have Der Riese to be at! Why the heck are you here, anyways!?

Richtofen: *creeps towards nursery* Er, to check on Himeheart.

Icefeather: Just hurry up to get out of here. And don't forget to give Lavenderheart her cookies!

Richtofen: NEIN! MAH COOKEHS!

Dempsey: Richtofen, I thought you said we were going to fight some more undead apocalypses!?

Richtofen: That NEXT! Gimme a second!

Icefeather: Alright, where was I!? Oh yes, so after that, they all scream and we take down Morningstar once and for all for being such a wimpy jerk with no life whatsoever.

Burrstar: OK... if you think it will work.

Icefeather: Don't fret, your leadership!

Burrstar: Alright. DawnClan! Let's go!

PART ll COMING SOON!