User blog:Violetofen4/My Epical Black Ops Solo Today!

Today I was on Black Ops, and since my brother didn't want to play too, I went onto solo mode on Kino, and whaddaya you know? First try, I get Richtofen!

So, I keep knifing everything in sight until round 3 when I have 3000 points and I buy the upstairs door. And guess what? There's the mystery box. So... I use it and get a Galil, and then I use it again. I got a Thundergun. So I kept killing them and at round 5 hellhounds come. I waste precious Thundergun ammo and then get the Max Ammo and then I go back and buy Quick Revive.

What happens next? I flip on the power and I run and link the teleporters. I now have 6000 points, so I use it and upgrade my Galil into Lamentation. As soon as I get out, I'm downed, but AHA! Remember, I bought Quick Revive, so I'm still ALIVE! YAY! I just go but another and keep shooting their heads, and then I link the teleporters and use it. I only have 2000 points, but that was only for an escape from this massive horde. I throw like 50 gernades by blowing up teh zombies and buying more off the wall. Then, I find a tape and teleport back to the mainframe. I run, link the teleporters next round. Oops! Hellhound round. Note to reader: NEVER TELEPORT DURING A HELLHOUND ROUND ON SOLO! I learned that the hard way. Wanna know why? As soon as I teleport there, they've all crowded where I teleport to, so one hits me and I use my Thundergun, wasting the ammunition, and then I grab the Max Ammo.

During the next few rounds, I keep running like a maniac around the map, not touching a single zombie so that I can crowd them all together to throw gernades to kill them all instantly with. At the end of round 13 I have 5050 points, so I dive into the teleporter right as the horde surrounds it and teleport into the Pack-A-Punch room, and now I have upgraded my Thundergun into ZeusCannon. Epic, right? I kill the zombies all off while linking the teleporter again, and then use it. I shouldn't have done that: It was another hellhound round! I get mad and reload my ZeusCannon. The moment I get to the spot I return to the map from, I shoot the ZeusCannon IMMEDIATELY, and it kills a hellhound that would've hit me. I wipe them out and keep running. It is round 16. Now, I keep running around until I get downed. I run but a zombie blocks me from getting to the Quick Revive, and when I get there, the Quick Revive is gone. Not. Good.

So now, I'm totally screwed. I run a lap through the map and then I get trapped in the Juggernog corner. I wanted to scream-oops, that's the zombies' jobs. And then, I die. NYOOOO!

So that's a day in life of Richtofen on solo.

Today I tried again. At round 3, I got a Max Ammo, so I bought a door. Nothing. So I run back to buy an M14 and nearly get swarmed, but I think I blinded them with my epicness because I jumped out of the horde and escaped.

Then, I buy another door. Lookie here! A Mystery Box? Let's open it!!! Whaddaya know? I got a Ray Gun! I use it again. COMMANDO!!!! YEAH! Mah favorite (real life) gun! YEAH! Because it's quick to lose ammo, I went for the heads. :P

Then, I go buy two more doors during a hellhound round. I kill them and wait for the zombies, then turn on ze powah. Then, I run to link the first part of the teleporter, and run to do the next link, and here's what it says: LINK NOT ACTIVE. I had 5000 points. LINK NOT ACTIVE!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Then I get swarmed and die. It was round 8. Fail.

R.I.P. Richtofen. Boohoo.