User blog:Violetofen4/My Rant on Some Evil Roleplay Kitties

Don't be offended about this, but I hate some Dark Forest warriors and their EVILNESSS! Even if it is yours I mention, don't be offended if it is something mean. However, most of these guys are probably mine.

I have rants about still-standing evil kitties that were actually ''evil. ''I'm not talking about Tigerheart and those guys, but I'm talking about the villains we all played as through this, even though most kitties of evil-ness are evilly my charries! Here's my rant on them. Feel free to comment, I need a good laugh!

Flamestar - Okay, this guy is pretty evil. First, you secretly force Icefeather to mate with you, have two kits, claim that she made some stupid "promise", take Ironkit(star), and then immediately crush her heart. What is wrong with you? I mean, seriously dude, that's not right! ''Icefeather, call the kitty police to charge him with kitty sexual abuse!! How is that ''fair, Flamestar!? DIEE!

Tigerstar - No matter how many times I keel you, you friggin' keep coming back! What is the matter with you? Is there an off-switch somewhere!?

Robinstar - Okay, here's a recap on the pain you have made DawnClan suffer: Okay, how the heck does no.3 make sense? Why, in the name of StarClan, would you knock some she-cat who's best friend you just killed, off a cliff, and then she falls into the cave behind a waterfall, and you actually think she'll forgive you? Then, after you die, Violetshadow falls in love with you? NO SENSE WHATSOEVER! Violetshadow, you're BETTER than that!
 * 1) You kill Hazelkit
 * 2) You kill Violetshadow
 * 3) You knock Icefeather over the edge of a cliff and hope she forgives you
 * 4) Then, you abuse her and lock her in a cage.
 * 5) You try to brainwash her.
 * 6) You also kidnap Hollowstep.

Mapleshade - Wow, you're just sad. Your name may be epic, but you are just pathetic! I'm happy that Whisperpool killed you!!!

Crookedshadow - You broke Icefeather's heart. She trusted you after Flamestar. ''YOU, MONSTER!!!! You shattered ''her dreams! She's miserable becuase of you and Wispfire. And then, you tell Shadowfeather, Darkgaze's brother, in his dreams, to kill Darkgaze, whom was Icefeather's true love, to break her heart again! What is wrong with you? Everything!

Stormclaw - Why kill Brindlewing? She was nice! Another Monster-Kitty! I'm happy that Brackenfoot avenged her death, you deserve it! Now get off DawnClan's lawn, will you? You're no friend to them now, and NEVER will!!!

Mistfang - Again, like Tigerstar, where's your off-switch? Why can't you leave Inkheart alone? Why read her into a book? Wait, since when could cats read books? What's wrong with cats these days!?

Foxstar - Dude, there's just something wrong with you, friggin' murderer! WISPFIRE KILLER! Even though Wispfire did deserve it...

Sharpenedtooth - I honestly don't see too much wrong with you. All I know is that you tried to kill Rosefire, your own daughter, and in self-defense, she accidently killed you. I do believe that Swishtail had found your fur caught in Wetpaw's (the cat who Ironstar supposedly murdered) in his neck, though... (coughcoughSharpenedtooth'srumorcausedStarClantobelieveIronstarkilledWetpawcoughcough)

Jayheart - You're as cruel as your former leader, Foxstar, you fox-heart!!!!

Mousescar - Icefeather was your sister. WHY IN THE NAME OF STARCLAN WOULD YOU ATTACK HER!?

Hollyleaf - Is it just me, or has Hollyleaf commited no crimes so far in roleplay? Hmm...maybe I'll make her help Bladeshark...

Snowgaze - You tried to drive out your sister, Shadyflight, just because she's nice!

Dawningsnow - Okay, so you actually allow Snowgaze, your own daughter, to go evil!?

Darkenedfish - I'm sure if Blackstar heard your whole story, he would've understood you. You seemed like you were betraying your clan at the moment, but he just probably had been mistaken.

Dimfeather - How did you end up here? You don't say or do anything! What's wrong with you?

Shadyflight - You aren't even evil!

Grayslither - You tried to kill Heatherleap!

Heatherleap - You tried to kill Grayslither!

Hawkfrost - You just have mental issues. I need to call a doctor, as these mental issues have gotten pretty out of hand!

Icestorm - My sympathy is with you, you were just defending your territory.

Firepelt - Why are you here anyways? Oh yeah, to be with your mate.

Nightmareheart - You just want love, yes, but don't try to get it in an abusive way! That's wrong! Poor Tatteredbrook!

Ashfur - You are over-obsessive cat over Squirrelflight. Oh come, ON! She only hanged out with you to be your friend, not girlfriend! Stop trying to murder to get your way!

Crowfeather - ''What the heck snapped you? ''Why did you try to kill Leafpool? For crying out loud, old man! Chill out! You have a happy, supportive mate and a son who wants to be a part of your life. He loved you, but you turned him down!

Bladeshark/Copperbreeze - I like you better as Coppetbreeze than Bladeshark, but I have your back. You aren't a bad cat at all, in fact, even though you seem that way, your anger is to hide your misery and shame.

Dawnwhisper/Dawnstar - Kit abuser! Yep, she becomes a leader after Bumblestar's future death (FUTURE DEATH, NOT NOW!)

Richtofen - Yep. He's a psycho-maniac-killer. It doesn't seem that way now, but you'll see. His abuse adds on to his fury, and fury adds on to his killer-instincts. Literally, killer-instincts. But other than that, you're pretty good.

Crispinheart - Hahs, you was pwned by a GIRL KITTY! LOL

Blackspark - Another mental cat. Richtofen would surely love to slaughter you and keep your body parts and outer corpse for his collections.

So, what did you think? COMMENT PLEAZ!

Oh, and an opinion towards all already-dead kitties mentioned above:

You are DEAD, get over it. Stop bothering cats! They have a life ahead of them still! You died, so what? Now you get evil kitty roomates, OK?