User blog:Violetofen4/I Blog that DEFINATELY Needs Some Opinions and Comments

AS MUCH AS I LOVE IT,

I do have some rants about Zombie Mode in Call of Duty games:

Edward Richtofen
The Amazing, Hair-Color Changing, Random Clothed, Nazi Freak!

There are many words to describe you: hilarious, sarcastic, strange, demented, freaky, frightening, murderous, deadly, awesome, epic, insane, crazy, and mental.

Dude, decide on a HAIR COLOR! Sometimes it's a bright, honey blond, but then all of a sudden it's dark brown! Do you dye it or something!?

Also, on Shi No Numa, Der Riese, and Kino der Toten, you're wearing your normal clothing, but then on Ascension, you change it, and apparently on that new map, Shangri-La, or whatever it's called, whatever, you're back to your normal clothes! Where were you keeping them? In your pocket? Because I'm sure you don't have pockets in your "space suit", wierdo!

Why did Treyarch make you have Schizophrenia? Really? Is that why you decided to kill Maxis? Because the "voices" told you to? But maybe that's to make up for your random, wierd, yet funny, quotes!

And I thought you LIKED Samantha! I didn't know you had done testing on her! What's wrong with you, mutating an innocent child!?

Why Maxis, why abuse the epic Richtofen!?

Richtofen, just because your group fell, and people stopped hanging around you, didn't mean you had to join the Nazis, stupid head!

Plastic Surgeon? Why were you a Plastic Sergeon? Just to torture your patients? You can do better than that, Richtofen! You need an Ax! Oh wait, you do.

Your accent makes you awesome.

Richtofen, I know you have a collection of stuffed animals. Don't deny it. I found it in your Bio in the World at War video game. O_o

You know what I just noticed???? You sometimes have gray hair, too! MAKE UP YOUR DANG MIND MAN!

Takeo Masaki
The Freaking Retarded Character that Everyone Hates!

Forget about that stupid proverb about honor! You're allies around you are fighting basically for you!

And your quotes aren't funny, either! Get a life!

Takeo, you may be a general, so act like one! Are you mentally retarded, fatty?

You don't even sound japanese, sowwy! LOL

Nikolai Belinski
Vodka Addict Who's Smelly!

How come, even when you were bathed twice, you still smelled bad? Use soap, idiot.

Stop Drinking.

You stink.

Your jokes are sourly poor, just like your smell.

Stop telling people that just because you're Russian you can do anything. 'Cause you can't.

Tank Dempsey
Dude Who Thinks He's Awesome When He's NOT!

Dude, seriously, admit it. Richtofen is just so awesome that you try to fight back with no chance of winning. You should be happy the Nazis wanted to turn you into a super-soldier. That's all I have to say.

You're not awesome, no matter how much you think you are. You stink.

I can hear you, Dempsey. Stop saying, "Ooh-rah!" That makes you sound retarded. Your voice is basically a stereotype of americans and just show us your real voice. Stop breaking the 4th wall and acknoledging the Player. Not cool, dude!

You're overconfident with yourself. Calm down, ugly.

Samantha Maxis
Some Ghost/Girl/Super-Natural Being Thing That Richtofen Killed!

What's with the Teddy Bear? Come ON!!! It's getting old! And you know how much we need the mystery box?

Also, why does your Bedroom have two forms? You know, the Happy One and the Demonic One? How come there is old Video Tapes in them, too, that you can reel in the Theater Room? I saw that there's a little Board Game in the Happy One, which has "pieces" that you play as, that look just like the Characters! Is this some kind of a game for you? Are you trying to control Richtofen for evil? I can't help feel bad that you were tested on by Richtofen, but he said you acted like a little brat. What did you do to anger him? Hunh???

Ludvig Maxis
Leader of that Retarded Group, Group 935, Er, Something Like That!

You're stupid.

You need a life.

Stop abusing Richtofen.

Stop abusing Samantha.

Stop Cursing

Stop Swearing.

Stop Being a Freaking Idiot.

Stop Telling People that once they join your group that they can't ever see their families ever again. Wanna know why? Because your daughter Samantha is with you, and she's what, 3 years old? And she's still with you? And she's your FAMILY? Duh! Idiot.

Zombies
The Things Trying to Kill You!

Brainless, ****ing, maggot-sack addicts.

When I blow your legs off, Richtofen says, "How cute! A little crawling minion!"

Hellhounds
'''Here, puppies! Come Here So I Can Blow You Up!'''

Haha, I just blew that puppy to pieces. Wait, what?

Crawler Zombies
Smell Worse Than Nikolai!

Stupid pieces of ****, when you blow up you let off Nova-based gas, yuck!

Pentagon Theif
'''Some loser/nerd that appears every few rounds to steal weapons, but can be killed easily with a Bowie Knife. Nice Outfit, Geek!'''

Dude, stop taking people's weapons. Not. Cool.

Space Monkeys
Annoying things that get rid of your perks.

Really? You guys suck. Blowing up Perk Machines-hey get off my boots!

George Romero
'''The movie director, yes. You fight him in Call of the Dead. :('''

Come on! I hate you in the game! Stop getting mad if my pistol hit your arm! I'm a good player!

Ability-Stealing Monkeys
The Title Says it All.

FU, 2, Monkeys! I heard you!

And that's all for now, folks! :3