User blog:Violetofen4/WCRW Spoof

OK, I used a lot of various cats to make this spoof. Don't be offended if I used your cat, please, I tried to make it funny. I just used mainly random cats of DawnClan.

Icefeather: Okay, this attack on StagClan is going to be called Mission Alpha Wolf! Like WOOF WOOF! So, first off we're going to-

Burrstar: *sigh* Icefeather...

Icefeather: SSHHHH!

Richtofen: Do ve get cookies now!?

Icefeather: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING HERE!?

Richtofen: OH NOES! I'VE BEEN SPOTTED! *jumps into bush* There.

Icefeather: Now where was I? Oh yes. Faolanwolf!

Faolanwolf: *pads over* Yesh.

Icefeather: To carry out, you turn into that wolf-cat-thing and run around in their camp and stomp on things.

Faolanwolf: B-but-

Icefeather: No buts!

Burrstar: I don't think this would be a reasonable attack...

Icefeather: Burrstar! I'm almost done! And it's EPIC! *eyes get large, round and sparkly*

Burrstar: *nods* Carry on.

Icefeather: So after that, we go buy Hetalia: Axis Powers, Season 1 & 2 on DVD, and watch it until our eyes burn out, so that we look like zombies when we swarm in.

Phoenixfeather: Mmm...maybe this might ACTUALLY WORK!

Richtofen: *noms on cookie* I'm back. And I HAS COOKEHS!

Lavenderheart: Gimme one!

Richtofen: NEIN!

Lavenderheart: *tackles Richtofen to the ground, eyes crazed in hunger* I SAID NOW!

Fadedwhisper: O_O Awkward. Sparrowfrost, wanna go hunting?

Sparrowfrost: Yep.

Richtofen: Fine!

Icefeather: GUYS!!!! And Richtofen, you have Der Riese to be at! Why the heck are you here, anyways!?

Richtofen: *creeps towards nursery* Er, to check on Himeheart.

Icefeather: Just hurry up to get out of here. And don't forget to give Lavenderheart her cookies!

Richtofen: NEIN! MAH COOKEHS!

Dempsey: Richtofen, I thought you said we were going to fight some more undead apocalypses!?

Richtofen: That NEXT! Gimme a second!

Icefeather: Alright, where was I!? Oh yes, so after that, they all scream and we take down Morningstar once and for all for being such a wimpy jerk with no life whatsoever.

Burrstar: OK... if you think it will work.

Icefeather: Don't fret, your leadership!

Burrstar: Alright. DawnClan! Let's go!

Richtofen: NOM NOM NOM!

Icefeather: Stop smacking your lips!

Richtofen: NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!

Icefeather: *growls* Stop or you can go home.

Richtofen: NYOOOOO! Now, Dempsey, ve can go destroy another Zombocalypse at Shangri-La. *teleports with Dempsey, Nikolai, and Takeo.*

Burrstar: FINALLY!

Bramble-ears: *floats around lovingly around Phoenixwing* I'll protect you!

Phoenixwing: Buzz off or I'll break your nose!

Bramble-ears: Oh I love how you say that!

Phoenixwing: O_O G-get...away...from...m-me....

Bramble-ears: The sound of Phoenixwing's voice like silk in the moonlight...

Icefeather: Bramble-ears, go catch prey for your 'sweetheart'.

Bramble-ears: OKAY! Tralalalalala.... *runs into the deep, scary parts of the woods where red eyes gleam at him*

Eaglepaw: GRRR AND STAY AWAY FROM MY MOM!

Skykit: WEEEEEEEE!

Phoenixwing: Skykit, please darling, get off my back!

Skykit: Aww... *jumps off Phoenixwing's back and pads up beside her at a steady pace*

Morningstar: INVADERS!!!

Almondlight: CHARGE!

Ironspark: Uh, Almondlight...?

Almondlight: What!? *glares at Ironspark*

Ironspark: WE ARE SURROUNDED! JJJEEEUUUUMMMMPP! *bounces up onto a branch*

Almondlight: I don't think so! FALCON PAAAUUNNCCCCHHHH! *blows Icefeather off her paws*

Icefeather: YOU DARE INJURE A HETALIA FOLLOWER! DAWNCLAN!!! ATTACCKKKKKK-EEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Random Stalkerish Invisible Announcer: And SO, DawnClan attacked StagClan, took out 5 of Morningstar's life when Faolanwolf's massive wolf paw 'accidently' stepped on his neck, and Shira, Silivia, and Hummingbird all chased Almondlight and Ironspark into the lake where they vanished in the mist again and Whisperpool started having an even dirtier trash-talking mouth. The end. For now...

Richtofen: *pulls out Golden Rod* Vith zis, I vill control ze world!

Dempsey: By fishing with it!? Lemme try! *snatches Golden Rod, ties a string with a fishing hook at the end of it to the Golden Rod, and starts fishing*

Richtofen: YOU SHWIENHUND (idiot in German)!!!!!!!!!

Dempsey: Wh-what!? isn't that what this thingy was made for-WOAH! I GOT A BITE! *reels in, revealing he caught a glowing stone*

Richtofen: I take back what you just said! You found ze FOCUSING STONE! YESSSSSSSS! MY ROCK! MINE!

Dempsey: |:/ What's so special about some stupid glowing rock!?

Richtofen: Nevermind! MY ROCK! NONE OF YOURS BUT MINNNNNNEEEEEEE!

Random Stalkerish Invisible Announcer: BACK AT DAWNCLAN...

Himeheart: Edward! Ricekit! Stop bouncing on Gingerfeather!

Edward: But she feels so squishy, furry, and fleshy!

Himeheart: O_O Don't tell me you learned that from your father!

Random Stalkerish Invisible Announcer: BACK AT SHANGRI-LA...

Richtofen: *rubs a shocked mouse against his cheek* It's so Fuzzy! AND SOFT!

Dempsey: Look! Another horde of Zombies!

Richtofen: Oh, beep I hate those! Beepity beep beep beep!

Dempsey: Hey, Richtofen, can you find your mother in there? HAHAHAHAH

Richtofen: Shut up. you know that Instant-Kill Powerup we get sometimes? Why can't it just instant-kill YOU!?

Dempsey: D:< That's not very nice!

Richtofen: What!? I got you back. You got burned, someone call ze FIRE DEPARTMENT! Your DEN IS ON FIRE!

Takeo: OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *waves arm around like Mordecai from Regular Show*

Richtofen: >:( YOU BUTT OUT, JAPANESE BAKA (idiot in Japanese)!

Takeo: Yes, doctor...

Random Stalkerish Invisible Announcer: BACK AT DAWNCLAN...

Icefeather: Yes! A success! What a perfect day! HAHAHAHA!!!!

Graysoul: Sorry to interrupt, but I think I should tell you it's the middle of the night.

Icefeather: GAH!

Skykit: WEEEEEE!

Icefeather: Stop bouncing on you step-granny-ma's back!!!! You know, I'M your step-granny-ma!

Skykit: Yes, commander! *starts floating upwards* WEEEEEE! *vanishes behind the moonlit clouds*

Icefeather: O_O Awkward. AND I'M NO DAAAAANNNNGG COMMANDER!

Phoenixwing: What just happened!? WHERE'S SKYKIT!?

Icefeather: Please insert 25 cents to continue this call.

Phoenixwing: *tries to insert 25 cents into Icefeather* Where?

Icefeather: JUST HAND ME IT YOU FOOL!

Phoenixwing: Yes, commander.

Icefeather: STOP CALLING ME COMMANDER!

Phoenixwing: *hands a quarter to Icefeather* Yes, Commander!

Icefeather: ERGH! Go bother Burrstar some more!

Phoenixwing: Yes, captain. *pads over to Burrstar*

Burrstar: Hi, Phoenixwing.

Phoenixwing: *winks* Hi, Burrstar.

Burrstar: *winks* Hi, Phoenixwing.

Phoenixwing: *winks* Hi, Burrstar! <3

Burrstar: O.o What?

Phoenixwing: *winks* Hi, Burrstar! <3

Burrstar: Please, bother Bramble-ears! O.o

Phoenixwing: HECK NO!!!!!

Burrstar: Here he is now! HEY BRAMBLE-EARS! PHOENIXWING IS RIGHT HERE! *runs away*

Phoenixwing: WHAT!? No, I'm not!

Bramble-ears: *turns around, revealing frantic, romantic, twitchy eyes crazed with unknown feelings* I'M COMING, MY LOVE!

Phoenixwing: NO! *screams and runs*

Bramble-ears: OUR LOVE IS DEEPER THAN THE DEEP BLUE SEA!!!

Random Stalkerish Invisible Announcer: BACK AT SOME RANDOM PLACE...

Samantha: *dances crazily* Dance with me, Gustywindy!

Gustwind: O_O heck no!

Samantha: Let's be mates!

Gustwind: This is too soon, I don't know if-

Goldstar: *runs into the clearing* Hi guys!

Gustwind: Hi, Gold-

Samantha: *jumps in front of Gustwind* HI GOLDSTAR! Gustwind and I are mates now! I'm going to have his kits!

Gustwind: WHAT THE-

Goldstar: How great!

Gustwind: She's not my-

Samantha: Can I join AlchemyClan?

Goldstar: Of course!

Gustwind: I HAVE NOT FINISHED AN ENTIRE SENTENCE YOU FOX-HEARTS!!!!!! There! I said it!

Samantha: o.o ...

Goldstar: o.o ...

Samantha: LET'S GO, GOLDSTAR! *she and Goldstar teleport away*

Gustwind: WHAT THE FLIPPERS!?

Nikolai: Takeo, I'm gay. I love you, man. I always have.

Takeo: WHAT THE SUSHI!?

Nikolai: *sighs* I just admit it now, since we're down and need to be revived from being attacked. Richtofen just ditched us here in the center of a zombocalypse. And now we're down. Just like in that retarded Video Game we're based off of, wait, our roleplayer loves us, ew, not that way, just likes the game.

Takeo: Yeah. I was going to admit I was allergic to prunes, but too late now. But why 4pinkbear!? Why make Richtofen such a miserable cat with a miserable boring life who gets everyone into trouble is aparrantly somewhat suicidal...

Richtofen: AHHHH! ZOMBIES!

Dempsey: RUN YOU FOOL!

Richtofen: *slashed in the face by a zombie* AHH! MAH FACE!

Dempsey: *slashed in the leg by a zombie* MAH LEGGG!!! It's BROKEN!

Richtofen: NO IT'S NOT STUPID!

Dempsey: It's not!? I'M ALIVE! *slashed by a zombie again* RICHTOFEN! I'm DOWN! Help!

Richtofen: Sorry! I'll come back for you shortly! You can manage! For now...muahahahahah!\

Dempsey, Takeo, and Nikolai: RICHTOFEN!!!!!!!!!!! *Richtofen teleports*

Dempsey: That idiot.

Takeo: That Baka.

Nikolai: No, as Richtofen would say, YOU SHWIENHUND!

Random Stalkerish Invisible Announcer: Back at StagClan

Morningstar: That's it, from now on, I'm a cyberbully who picks on DawnClan.

Ironspark: B-but Sir-

Morningstar: NO BUTS!

Random Stalkerish Invisible Announcer: BACK AT DAWNCLAN!!!!!

Phoenixwing: *pads into Icefeather's den* Icefeather-Morningstar's virtually abusing my facebook page.

Icefeather: Shut up and bother Burrstar about it. I'm watching Little Shop of Horrors, a movie that my roleplayer is addicted to. Imma gonna sing, too. LITTLE SHOP! LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS!

Phoenixwing: *groans* Fine! *pads out and heads to the leader's den.

Burrstar: *nomming on cupcakes* Hmm, what do you want?

Rockclaw: Oh no! *vanishes*

Burrstar: You scared away my long-dead mate, Rockclaw! Go check the elders for ticks! NOW!

Phoenixwing: I-I didn't-

Burrstar: NOWETH!

Phoenixwing: Yesh, Burrstar... *sulks out*

Burrstar: That's better. *noms on cupcakes*

Phoenixwing: Hold still, Taffeh!

Taffy: NO-ETH!

Phoenixwing: DO IT NOW YOU FILTHY ELDERLY CAT!!!!!!

Taffy: |:( fine

Random Stalkerish Invisible Announcer (Or the RSIA): Back at wherever Richtofen went...

Richtofen: YES YES YEESSSS! I just won a gold medal in the Cat-Olympics!

Random Gold-Medal-Hander-Outer (or the RGMHO): For being the fastest evil genius!

Richtofen: YAYYYYYYYY! *bounces up and down like a kit that just ate a heavy load of sugar*

RSIA: BACK AT DARKNESSCLAN....

Wetstar: I'm having kits soon!

Mountainrush: I KNOW!

Wetstar: YOU ARE UGLY! WHAT THE JIMJAMHAM ARE YOU DOING HERE!?

Mountainrush: I'm your mate.

Wetstar: SO WHAT YOU FATTY!?

Mountainrush: NOOOOOOO!

RSIA: BACK AT SHANGRI-LA...

Dempsey: Nikolai...I see a light...

Nikolai: NO DEMPSEY! DON'T GO INTO IT!

Takeo: DEMPSEY NOOOOOOOOO!

Dempsey: I-I can't resist! It's too SHINNNNY!!!!

Takeo: NOOO!

Dempsey: It's too pretty!

Nikolai: DEMPSEY IS GAY TOO!

Takeo: NOOOOOO!

Dempsey: AM NOT!

Nikolai: Dempsey and Richtofen, sitting in tree-

Richtofen: *teleports back* Heyo guys. *revives Takeo, Nikolai, and Dempsey*

Nikolai: STUPID BEEPITY BEEP BEEP!

Richtofen: Quit acting so absurb.

Takeo: Beep. *puts on the Epic Face*

Richtofen: *slaps Takeo*

Takeo: T_T

Richtofen: >:3

RSIA: BACK AT DAWNCLAN...

Richtofen: WHO THE HECK KEEPS SAYING THAT!?

RSIA: BACK AT DAWNCLAN! myahahahahah...

Icefeather: PIGEONS!

Shadowglare: Is she eating...10 pigeons?

Himeheart: ERP, Icefeather, that's unhealthy!

Icefeather: SHUT UP MAH SLAVES!

Himeheart: *nods* Um, but-

Icefeather: *greedily chows down on pigeons* OM NOM NOM NOM!

Shatteredstar: We're here to attack DawnClan! Wait, is Icefeather eating-

Waterpaw: Pigeons? Yep.

Shatteredstar: Let's go.

Sliceclaw: AWWWWW!

Navylance: *huffs* Fine! *storms out*

Icefeather: NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

...Back at Shi No Numa...

Dempsey: When is Richtofen gonna quit crying?

Richtofen: Go away!!!!!!!!!!!!! *tears flow like waterfalls as he rocks back and forth in the discipline corner.

Phoenixfeather: I wish he would cheer up!

Lavenderheart: I don't.

Samantha: |:I

Takeo: Beep. *puts on Epic Face*

Nikolai: *slaps Takeo for Richtofen*

Takeo: T_T

Richtofen: It's ze end!!!!! I lost Himeheart and my kits!

Dempsey: Oh, quit crying! She hasn't left you! Crybaby.

Himeheart: Dempsey, clam it, your making it worse for him.

Zombies: *start crawling out of the swamp water*

Dempsey: C'mon, Richtofen. There's ZOMMMBIIIEEESSS. It'll cheer you up ripping the undead flesh off their FACESSSS.

Richtofen: *puts on Epic Face and throws Dempsey into the horde*

Dempsey: *screaming* HELP ME! THEY'RE HURTING ME! *is downed again* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! RICHTOFEN DO SOMETHING!

Richtofen: >:3 Decisions, decisions... I HATE CHOOSING! *then, because of his "voices"* STOP. TALKING TO ME!

Nikolai: Aren't you gonna help Dempsey?

Richtofen: If you wanna help him, do it yourself! *shoves Nikolai towards Dempsey and the horde of zombies ravaging about, beating up Dempsey.*

Nikolai: *screaming* They got me! Help, Richtofen! DON'T STAND AROUND DO SOME STUFF!

Richtofen: *rolls his eyes* Jeez louise, why didn't you say so in the first place?

Nikolai and Dempsey: *facepalm*

Richtofen: *revives them* Zhere, you big crybabies. It's only a flesh wound!

Nikolai: |:I

Dempsey: |:I

Richtofen: What did I do?

Dempsey: Everything, Richtofen, even being born.

Richtofen: DIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE! *starts beating up Dempsey*

Nikolai: Someone stupid...go try and break up the fight.

Phoenixfeather: Um, when Richtofen and Dempsey are fighting usually means they'll kill eachother. Let's go with that.

Himeheart: NOOOO RICHTOFEN STOP!

Phoenixfeather: Not gonna work.

Himeheart: |:I

Bramble-ears: Yo Dempsey, we're going surfing, wanna come?

Dempsey: *Stops* Heck yes! *Gets dragged by the hindlegs into the swamp by Richtofen.* Stop doing that!

Richtofen: *claws Dempsey to the point he's bleeding* The blood! *gasps* The beautiful blood! *calms down* >:3 Now you can go. The blood will attract sharks.

Dempsey: Great, thanks for the image, Richtofen,

Richtofen: Your velcome, Dempshey. *evil laughter*

Dempsey: Dude, later today we're going to work on making you quit with the evil laugh. It does NOT fit your personality.

Richtofen: I have about 100 personalities. One is evil. *puts on Epic Face*

Dempsey: *rolls eyes* Bye.

OK, so I think it's P5? Not sure, but the one above was spoofing some of the recent events of PR2 XD

And here's P9 (the last one is P8, actually XD)

Brackenpaw: Derf, Smokepaw, 6 moon olds can have kits.

Smokepaw: O.e We're having kits? We're 6 zillion moons old and our race, Star Cats, are from OUTER SPACE. GAH, We're having kits!? How many?

Brackenpaw: OVER NINE THOUUSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAANNND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 83

Smokepaw: o.e

RSIA: LATER AFTER THE BIRTH

Mothkit: Hi. I talk.

Smokepaw: OMG It's a rat! *pulls out a miniature foam baseball bat, trying to whack Mothkit.*

Mothkit: It's SMOKEZILLA! RUN!

Cloudkit: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Runs straight into Mothkit, eyes squeezed shut.

Smokepaw: *shoots a lazer beam from his mouth* Don't make me get ya mother!

Brackenpaw: Get me for what? OMG I gave birth to rats? IMPOSSIBLE! I'M IN COMPLETE SHAME NOW! *runs off, sobbing*

Smokepaw: *turns into Smokezilla* RAWR! GO SHAME YOUR MOTHER!

Mothkit: RUN TO MAMA!

Cloudkit: TAKE COVER, SOLDIER!

RSIA: Back at DawnClan

Icefeather: Wanna have a Warrior Battle Pokemon Style?

Graysoul: I don't see why not. Me vs. You, Icefeather?

Phoenixfeather: BLIAABABABDAISCNHOWEREEHJAOJ

Icefeather: Y-yeah.................................LET'S GO!

RSIA: DUNUDUNUDUNUH Wild Icefeather appeared! Go! Graysoul!

Graysoul: RAWR

Icefeather: HAHAHMEW

RSIA: Wild Icefeather uses Screech.

Icefeather: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWW

Graysoul: OW! I DROPPED DEFENSE HARSHLY BY 500000 POINTS!

RSIA: Graysoul uses M16 attack!

Graysoul: Wait a sec, that's a GUN from sometime between the 1940's to 1960's! I don't have a gun!

RSIA: Here, borrow mine.

Graysoul: Er, OK.

Icefeather: OH NOES I'LL DROP MAH GUMBALLS

Phoenixfeather: soia vmsoetjvetcmweaoitauerpomncteaybryep9wan bilela;lmcvg gny lb

Graysoul: *shoots Icefeather* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

RSIA: It's super-effective! Wild Icefeather fainted!

Icefeather: *dead* no...

Graysoul: Now I will travel the roads claiming I'm a MUTATED MEOWTH :D

Now for a Mystery Murder Spoof >:D

Thrushstar: You are an old hag!

Shredflower: Not cool, man, not cool! I'm seventeen million years old, and you call me an old hag!?

Thrushstar: Look, glass! *grabs a piece and shoves it down Shredflower's throat.*

Shredflower: *dies*

Thrushstar: >:3

Icefeather and Burrstar: Look, a suspicious pile of snow. Let's build a fort! *whacks off snow*

Icefeather: OMG it's a Wild Dead Shredflower!

Burrstar: *whacks Icefeather* No ya ding dong! It's just her. Dead.

Icefeather: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh "coughShredflowerIsAnOldCootcough"

Police Cat 1: I'm leaving it to the users to figure this out!

Destiny: Shredflower?

4pinkbear: Yesh.

Police Cat 2: Correct *puts on epic face* You get leadership in SparkleFairyPrincessClan :D :D :D

Destiny: YAY!

4pinkbear: YAY!

Everyone: YAY!